Shannie is so excited for Christmas, she is even thoughtful in her gifts!
Shannie: "Mom, are you allergic to peacocks"
Mom: (hesitantly) "No..."
Shannie: (conspiratorially whispers to her brother) "that's good, because a peacock would be a PERFECT Christmas Present."
Connor: "What would we do with a peacock?"
Shannie: "of course it would sleep on your top bunk..."
Connor: "but it will poop on me in my sleep."
Shannie: "It's okay brother, it can wear a diaper."
Connor: "giggling, ok sis."