Monday, April 28, 2014

Things I never thought I'd say...

"Please stay in the house if you are naked."

"It's not healthy for the baby to suck on your nose."

"Why is every pair of your underwear wet and in the middle of the bathtub?"

"Why is there a toothbrush floating in your toilet?"

"Does Barbie really need 7 friends in the bathtub with her?"

Please stop kissing my feet.

Why is there underwear hanging on the ceiling fan?

(Apparently we've had underwear issues this week?)

Who took apart the tape measure?

I think it's time we have some rules about kissing.

It's "Jungle boogie" not "chocolate boogie"

Why is the closet moo-ing?

so you can open child proof medicine bottles, but not your own go-gurt?

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