Things I should record and play on repeat all day long....

Please stop licking the baby

Be careful of her neck

If you kiss the baby one more time you'll have to go to time out

Be careful of her neck

Our baby cannot ride in your doll stroller


NO MORE KISSES!!

no, Millie can't eat hotdogs yet


Be careful of her neck

Her feet are not drums


NO MORE KISSES!!

How about just 1 stuffed animal at a time?

Be careful of her neck

you may only play with the baby when she is awake


NO MORE KISSES!!


oh, Millie does look beautiful, but perhaps you just keep the lipstick/hair gel/eye makeup/markers to yourself.