Below are just a few of the great Shannie one liners that we hear all day long... None of them are long enough to make a full post out of but I hope to grant you a little window into the soul of this precious child of mine.
Shannie: Do Ghosts have armpits?
Mom: What would ghosts do with armpits?
Shannie: Scratch them of course!
Shannie: What's a party pooper?
Mom: What do you think a party pooper is?
Shannie: Someone who poops on the floor at a royal ball.
Mom: Well, there is that.
Shannie: excuse me, I farted
Mom: Shannie we don't say those words, especcially at the dinner table.
Shannie: What! I'm just being a truth teller!
Shannie: What!? no pandora in the car?
Mom: We don't have internet in the car.
Shannie: Man, I wish I would have packed my ukelele.
Shannie: How do you make peace on earth?
Mom: By being nice to everyone you meet
Shannie: no, I mean with my hands.
Mom: Oh you mean like this? (flashes the peace sign)
Shannie: Of course (eye roll)